hiiii we are

~~ Zoomers!!! ✨✨😎😎

Playwright Matthew Gasda is our GOD, but like, not in a weird way. He is an anthropological zoomer scholar & zoomer enjoyer :DDD

see our zoomussy!

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We're zoomers, which means we

• are dumb
• are unknowable
• say yeet
• always on that d*ng phone
• will inherit the capitalist hellscape
  of our forefathers